And They Say Elephants Have the Best Memory
Ha!

As I was sailing my ship, on oceans that covered the earth,
I was wishing, I could be home at my warm hearth.
My craft hit a tree, and before I could see,
My wife smacked me, and said "dumble dee!"

"my butt feels like it ages twice as fast as the rest of me."

(because noah drives all day, almost everyday for work)

I came out of the shower and found Noah on the computer looking for this. Poor bored Noah.
Google Search: booty shakin

No one understands the depths of life like a chicken

ICQ 'Away' Message During Lunch
There once was a cow. He was taken away in a big trailor. None of the other cows knew where he went. I found him today on my sandwich. Poor cow.